Yes, this is the day. The wait is over. Fellow Culinary Carnivale bitch Saranna DeWylde's long awaited How to Lose a Demon in 10 Days is now available for your smutty reading pleasure.
Grace does. She's got more demon than she can saddle. In fact, she's got a sinfully sexy Crown Prince of Hell named Caspian. She's also got ten days to get rid of him or Bad Things shall ensue. See, her Russian mobster ex-boyfriend didn't take kindly to her smutty Mephistophelean contract. It's not that she's conspiring with fiends; that was his idea. It's that she's conspiring against him with outrageous devilry that runs the gamut from embarrassing to a dead hooker turned dominatrix demon gunning for his soul.
One should never trust demons, let alone shag them. They don't have hearts. Yet Grace is buying hers some slightly tarnished armor and hoping that once he's been shoveled into it, kicking and screaming, he'll find it's just his size. This damsel in distress needs a dark knight for a Happily Ever After.
Of course, we fellow bitches - Annemarie, Courtney & Dhympna (from here on out, known only as "the little people") have only one reaction to this release:
Off with thee to your favourite bookseller!